Behind The Blogger: A Quick Biography.

Fellow internetees, I present to you: a simple daily blog, a collection of character pieces I have drafted and scrapped and drafted again, a delicious mix of disaster and triumph. And a few pictures of my face. And possibly some other people's faces. Let's go through some people. We'll start with me.

Yep, hello. This is me, as of about ten minutes ago, and I can assure you not a lot has changed since then, apart from the fact I've inhaled about five pieces of carrot and broccoli. My hair is a nightmare and I am a middle child. Hopefully all you pessimistic maned teenage girls are sitting behind your laptops, listening to Fall Out Boy or what have you and screaming "I FEEL YA GIRL", because it'd be great to be relatable.

This is my best friend. Her name is Shannon and we met at the beginning of this year. We've grown into the weirdest, funniest, closest, most hyper pair of best friends you'll ever meet. I live with her and eat her food. Things got so heated in the family that I published a fully-typed letter to her father expressing my concern that she would be moving out of town and gave him good reasons to stay. I am part of their family and it's never made me feel so good in my life.
She is an absolute godsend.

And I suppose I should give a special mention and internet standing ovation to my better half. He may do silly things but he's a ridiculously loving and sweet guy. I could probably write about this sort of shit for hours, but we'll save that for a proper blog entry.

If you're reading this, Lucas, you're a pansy. Get off my page.